how to break an ankle in 3 minutes or less-shoe of the week

Umm, k, Alexander McQueen, I don't really know even where to start either these. I am, however, pretty sure, that my life insurance policy doesn't allow me to wear anything like this. Pity.

my favorites, destroyed

I had no idea that you could ruin a a ballet flat but apparantly, given the right amount of effort, you can.

pumpkin feet

Oh boy, I remember when I was in seventh grade and everybody lusted after the newest Doc Martins. The were terribly ugly then and apparently they have only gotten worse over time. But they are perfect for the holiday. if you're dressing up as a psychotic lumberjack.

yikes! A monster!

What is this?! I don't even know how to classify these. I am all but speechless. Are they actually asking us to wear a dead monster on our feet? Ewww!

thank heavens it's fall

There is just no excuse for these. None. It is not ever acceptable to wear something this hideous. You might as well go barefoot. Their very existance is an appalling waste of resources.

cruelty to animals

Ugh! How many animals wanted to commit suicide rather than have their prints on these awful things. Really Anne Klein, are you letting 13-year-old girls design your boots these days?

ballerinas everywhere are horrified

Ow, ow, ow!! These look like they must hurt soooo much. What is wrong with the Japanese that these seem like a good idea?!

so scary

I have been waiting for months for this week. I am super excited. This week, in honor of Halloween, we are celebrating the ugly shoe. So very frightening, I mean, you have to really try to make an ugly shoe, right?